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Demi Moore, Australian magazine to tickle you!

A legal battle between actress Demi Moore and an Australian magazine has been settled out of court. And now they start a new battle: how to win in a competition of tickling bone. The idea came when Moore found it was hard to kill time by only reading or watching TV at home alone. Let alone, when Tom and Jerry show can't make her laugh anymore. Before, as reported by Associated Press, Moore sued Pasific magazine, the publisher of New Idea, for printing pictures taken at a 2008 party that show herself, her daughter Rumer Willis, and other stars. Now they have reached a settlement and both say, "what a relief." The tickling bone competition is not for publication and it is unobtrusive. And if you want to clarify this yourself or you are curious to find out, you'd better listen to the rhythm of the falling rain in the middle of the night. Unfortunately, I myself am not quite sure if it sounds like snore.

Randy Quaid a burglar?

Actor Randy Quaid and wife, Evi are accused of burglary, living in their old house without permission, do you think it is ironic? The old house where they have been living so far witnesses something normal. The owner doesn't. The invisible inhabitants there one night saw the couple asleep before their TV set in the living room and it was watching them instead. They tried to knock at the door in order to haunt the couple, but it was to no avail. What they could only hear was an unceasing snore. Last summer, the night of Friday the 13th, around 01:00 a.m. the ghosts pretented to be burglars and jumped on the roof and started to make a noise. Randy thought there might be an assembly of rats getting hungry out there, but Evi said, "those must be mice!" However, no matter what they thought about the noise, they never assumed there would be burglars sneaking in. That morning Randy got a guess, the owner of the house. They seemed to enjoy the conversation and Randy burst...

Girls, are you still single? Looking for an ideal partner?

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This one offers romance. He is creative, ingenious, original, resourceful, innovative, imaginative, inspired, artistic, and inventive. He broods a lot. He is steady, stable, firm, sturdy, secure, balanced and slow. He’ll want you to be ultra feminine. There is nothing half way about this man . He is something of a saint. He needs to find his security blanket, coverlet, cover, mantle, layer and bedspread. He is in love with love. The man of your dream! He wants a few simple things out of life, like to be a comedian or a carpenter. He wears a mask. He is proud, sometimes arrogant, conceited, self-important, pompous, self-righteous and overconfident. You bet! He is commanding, strong, powerful, superior, imposing, and authoritative. But, how come, he is also shy, aloof, nervous and serious? He is a perfect gentleman! Look here is his photo Oh, one more thing, his favorite song is too much wish will kill you!

Tickling indifference

Even though he couldn’t see well, he didn’t care about blind subjects in a recent Portugal study which seemed to experience as much visual stimulation as sighted subjects. It never occurred to him also, the stage which says when two loves come together; their brains begin to “fall in love.” That before November 2004, many people outside the US were prepared to accept film-maker Michael Moore’s view of the Bush presidency: that the White House had temporarily been stolen by a Texan numb skull, he couldn’t say anything. What he cared about was his mother to breastfeed him! Surely, it's for laugh written by Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy

For Parody Only: George Michael never meets this drunken master

For Parody Only: George Michael never meets this drunken master : "George Michael says he is addicted to drug and alcohol! It's bad news or what? What is he now to his fans? However, what can they do? They ..."

George Michael never meets this drunken master

George Michael says he is addicted to drug and alcohol! It's bad news or what? What is he now to his fans? However, what can they do? They might be like father like son, like idol like fan. No offense, this statement doesn't point at you in general, guys. Will there be somebody help him? Please ...? "I'd like to help, but I can't." who says that? "Me, the drunken master!" Come on, it sounds like Jacky Chan had to cry for help when he couldn't put up with this elderly man's rules the first time Jacky saw him, right? "Don't underestimate me, I can teach George Michael how to defend himself from any unwanted attacks." Hmm ...?@+! Well, what should we do to cope with this classic problem? First, refrain, second fasting, thirth ...? Let's elaborate it. Let's say it in other words. Carnal life is not our final destination. Life is full of tricks and evil. Beauty isn't merely in the eye of the beholder, but ...

Tickling blog belongs to tickling blogger? How To Parody Something

How to parody something? This is a keyword-stuffing post, a stupid thing to do now, but very effective back then in 2009. Well don't have to remove it, just make it a sort of how to parody something. Does a tickling blog have to belong to a tickling blogger ? A tickling blogger considering his blog a tickling one, says yes, a tickling blog must belong to a tickling blogger. But there are a great number of tickling blogs out there. Do they have to belong to tickling bloggers? Well they need to learn how to parody something in life. Once a tickling blogger proposes his tickling blog as the most tickling blog on earth. But he can't tell which makes it the most tickling blog on earth. Another tickling blogger tries to outdo him claiming his tickling blog as the most tickling blog on earth. The other tickling bloggers disagree with both of them and keep saying, my tickling blog, my tickling blog and my tickling blog. So, who's the most tickling blogger with the...

Obama promises business tax breaks?

Is that good news?Not only he lays out his plan for stimulating the national economy and job creation, he also announces new policies for business to write off the purchase of new equipment. Only yesterday, someone from Bush era asked Obama about the initiative to cut tax for those making 250.000 dollars or less. When the press tried to find out who he was, he quickly flew to Afghanistan to go on the unfinished battle. There, in Afghanistan, again, when the international press was about to "catch" him, he rushed into a cave. Unfortunately, nobody got a nerve to run after him inside - the man threatened them to blow up a time bomb set around. Day and night, the newsmen waited and waited and there was no sign of his appearance. One week has passed by. To the newsmen's disappointment, they got nothing from a long expectation, but only a yell from inside the cave, "it's all for parody only, ask the blogger !"

Mel Gibson and Violet Kowal to learn how to fast

Mr. Madmax, the once tough fighter to defeat Jet Li thinks about how to refrain from drink and food and above all from sexual desire. Mr. Braveheart is not brave enough to fight against his biggest enemy, that is himself, that he is easily outdone by his passion. Maybe he is inspired much by one of his movies in where Jesus was made fun. Therefore he really likes to reform himself. And Ms. Kowal has ready fixed pre-dawn meal as preparation to lead a spiritual life, at least for a day. She has long reflected on moral and its consequency referring to social life. When the sexy actor and model think about wearing Muslim attires, people think this is ridiculous. Is it? Well, how can I say, it is for parody.