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Parody products, how to market them

Parody is part of life and nothing is more productive than splash it into product. You get either or both: satisfaction and money. In the hand of creative people stuff can be turned into something amusing but artistic. Internet provides parodies of celebrities as a "unique product" searched by million people, but I don't have to ask myself, how to write a parody of product instead of the one of celebrity. I have no idea, anyway.To me, parody is like a plate, you need something to eat but you cannot eat without plate. In other words, without parody life is dull. And as everything in the world can be parodied, just write it. Products of parody vary depending on the taste. You might like T-shirt, jacket, cap, bag, pillow, etc with parody phrases, poems, quotes, pictures of anything put on items. Generally promoting parody products can be done through: 1. Blog or website Having a personal blog or website is a common way for any artists to express their ideas as ...

Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn Dating and Create a Parody?

Tiger Woods falls in love with Lindsey Vonn? Maybe yes, maybe no That's several months ago. Now, sure they are. No matter how the Internet buzzes with dating rumors, they keep doing their best as athlete. But will she parody him later, as she had done before they got engaged in romance? It's recommended if she put down a related story here herself even without my permission, lol! What is another fierce gossip about these famous sportspeople? Were you there to follow a report they had been spending time together in Antigua and skiing on the slopes of Austria this month? What a gossip! Tiger Woods falls in love with Lindsey Vonn is their own business, whether it is true or false just stay out. Well, that doesn't sound parody at all as they are in romance now. Remember when Lindsey was in the midst of the World Cup season in Europe? it's not necessary that you pretended to be her fans just to take her picture as paparazzi. I was not there to cover the news either a...

The Last Stand disappoints Arnold Schwarzenegger?

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The Last Stand disappoints Arnold Schwarzenegger? The movie which has been expected by Arnie's fan let Arnold down? Nobody has ever heard of the rumor before. "When did the last time you stand up with Arnold Schwarzenegger?" Sheriff Ray Owens asked this question to a fan of Arnold. The fan is a man who has resigned himself to a life of fighting and now he doesn't know what to do with his talent, that is how to market the voice over. The man did not respond to the sheriff's question; only wondered why Arnold had to leave his LAPD post and instead of getting involved in a bungled operation that gave him credit, Arnold preferred to be the one to stand at the last show of Expendables One night, international drug lord Gabriel Cortez contacted this man and interrogated him about the last stand movie starred by Arnold Schwarzenegger. He also asked about a modified Chevrolet Corvette C6 ZR1. Off course, the man had no idea about names such as Ellen Richar...

Rick Ross, bullet and shooting

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Rapper Rick Ross was not keeping an eye on a flock of birds that he would like to shoot them on Tuesday, one day after the scattered bullets incident on the streets of Fort Lauderdale. The incident didn't make him a ghostbuster who likes to shoot Casper the frienly ghost. The self-proclaimed “Boss” did what he does best: He rapped about the incident. “I can’t believe I’m alive,” he said. But he didn't say that among the gossips who like to talk evil of others.  When the gunfire broke out about 5 a.m. Monday on Las Olas Boulevard near Southeast 15th Avenue, I was dreaming of writing a story of Rick Ross on my blog with the title Rick Ross, bullet and shooting. A woman, who identified herself as the X-factor contestant  screamed. “Oh my God, they’re dancing around and singing raps.” She is not the woman who calls to report that a car, Ross’ Rolls-Royce, has crashed into the front door of her apartment, next door to the corner eatery. When I wake up, there's a Rick ...

Actor Jim Nabors marries male partner; what's next?

Okay, here is the fact: Actor Jim Nabors marries his longtime male partner; he just wanted it to be formally acknowledged. So what's next? No it's not about legal or not legal as the 82 -year-old actor best known as Gomer Pyle in “The Andy Griffith Show” told The Associated Press on Wednesday. “I just wanted it legal,” Nabors married 64-year-old Stan Cadwallader in Seattle on Jan. 15.And tow days afterwards, on Jan 17 Jakarta got terrible flooded. So? And the questions are: 1. Will Nabors who married 64-year-old Stan Cadwallader in Seattle on Jan. 15 go to Jakarta and help the evacuation process?. 2. Should Nabors say they have been partners for 38 years and to celebrate it they need to visit Bali which most famous than Jakarta or even Indonesia? 3.Was the short ceremony when they're married in a hotel in Honolulu sponsored by a mobile phone company or a clown property? 4. Did Wash say he’s not an activist and he's not going to help people in Jakar...

Parody of Cinderella?

One of the weird stories goes: Once upon a time there lived an unhappy young girl who hated to be tickled when she was not in a mood. Her mother was dead and her father had married a writer with two daughters who swore to God they never wanted to be a writer too, writing tickling stories. Her stepmother didn't like her one little bit. All her kind thoughts and loving touches were for her own daughters. Nothing was too good for them - dresses, shoes, delicious food, soft beds, and every home comfort. And ... what do you think? If you guess the leading role here is Cinderella better skip this story. Another tickling story: Gulliver woke up after two days listening to a weird story in his dream and found his arms, legs and hair tied to the ground and everybody tickled him to death. Thin leather strips across his shoulders and chest, held him down. He soon saw tiny men walking on his chest and they tickle each other. Everything seemed to go bananas. Then the directo...

Whiteboard animation: What's your goal in life

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