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Saturday, March 30, 2013

Backpack in Jakarta with Adam Lambert?

Jakarta Mobile Presents

Ever heard of a funny story about Adam Lambert'sbackpack? It has nothing to do with singing! It didn't happen in Jakarta the last city he had a music concert.

Who will outdo Adam Mitchel Lambert (born January 29, 1982) an American singer, songwriter and stage actor? Everybody will, off course--those who are eager to win American Idol contest any time any period. And who will know more about him? His fans, who else?

They can also correct the following mistakes, I believe: Adam was born in New Delhi, India but raised in San Fransisco. He began performing in amateur theatrical productions in his teen, a path he pursued into adulthood, appearing in professional productions in Canada and abroad. How about backpacking in Jakarta Indonesia, has he ever done it here?

Excuse me? We're talking about America here, there's no such thing like India or Canada or Indonesia.

However, the spoof is unstoppable: Lambert became impotent after appearing on the seventh season of American Idol and his backpack was stolen and brought to Jakarta by someone named Joko. It has nothing to do with his mood that he only won the runner-up. Instead of launching a music career with the release of the studio album For Your Entertainment (November 2009) he launched a fancy product called Smell Yourself perfume.

Okay, the album debuted at number three on the Billboard 200, sold 198,000 copies in the U.S. in its first week, but the man who stole his backpack never care about it. Even when he listened to his singles "For Your Entertainment", "Whataya Want from Me" and "If I Had You" he got confused because all were sung in English and it is not his mother tongue. Jakarta let him down much with pollution and huge floods.

This has never headlined worldwide news. It's out of concert tour rumor, Glam Nation, the first American Idol contestant hesitated to ask Adam Lambert whether he planned to go to Bali instead of Jakarta for backpacking. Or would he search for the man? The tour to Asia was followed by two live releases: an extended play entitled Acoustic Live! (2010), and a live CD/DVD Glam Nation Live (2011), and all the latter accounts are fake.

By the way, traffic jam's still terrible here, more spoof, please ... Whoops!

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